Go Swarovski crystal monkey!

er... rodent??? .. anus??? ...inflamed?? wtf are you DOING? :P

BTW, that's the inflamed anus of my rodent.

Happy Nick?

Your eyes are working properly Mido! Nos has changed the cam. IT'S CRAP BRING BACK HELLA KITTY!

omg.. are my eyes working properly?... it's looks as if the krin cam has changed ... =D hehe, about time!

For those to daft to find an alternative to napster. Go here

yep, it's Love Hina alright, me and JJ are LH sluts!! hehehe btw, Tama has something to say... "Myu myuu myuu myu...!!!" [translation:"nono, not Narugasawa, it's Narusegawa ^^] other important sayings :"Myuu myu myu myu myuu!!" or more popularly known as "all your base are belong to us!!" or perhaps, in BW's case "MYU!! MYUU!!! MYUUU!!!!" or "DTs!! DTs!! SCAN!!!" ^^

Hey.. haven't posted for nearly 2 weeks.. omg, i'm turning into the imaginary people on the side.. ... anyways.. i don't have much to say.. just that i'm sooo bored here at school.. i still have about 2 hours till my swim class... Otohime.. TamaChan.. Love Hina series? Narugasawa =Þ

wtf, i haven't played BW competitively for almost a year and it shows... btw Nick you're a lazy bum ^^ Otohime: Ara ara... TamaChan: Myuu!! Okinawa connection, GO!! ^^

Ever tried to understand a New Zealander's accent? Well try no more, the dictionary is right here!

HAHAHA 10 BUCKS! (BTW that's Kal alright) Gay! Nick, you were right - pride would be a better prize than $10.

Ignore post if you don't play Starcraft. HAHA, funny shit! Kal, I think.. Kalgore? Kal)v(uskateer, I THINK, has made a aussie Starcraft ladder. Heh, www.broodwar.com posted it. The prize is a whopping ten dollars!! hahahaha!

Just when I think about joining the Australian Defence Forces. I watched 60 Minutes tonight and there is a story about a man being terrorized by other soldiers, who was bashed frequently for, what seemed an unfortunate turn of events. Read the story here. It's pretty sad how something can be ruined by a few brainless dickheads. However, it hasn't put a dent in any aspirations I have of joining, I'm still as keen as ever. Another, what I thought was an interesting story, distantly related to the collumbine school shootings, was the story of a fat asian dude :p who was framed by the government for a few votes basically. Go here. Totally unfair, but how many bummed out kids would actually think this shit up? Go through an entire schools diary from each student, and you'll find alot of this happening no doubt.

Heh, they voted the gay guy, Johnny (just a *cough* unfortunate co-incidence? heheh) out on Big Brother... Umm... not that I watch the show religiously, I'm just making a more than likely factual guess that, because this is the first time he was on the board to be voted out factor, he was only voted out because he was a batty boy. Australia is so homophobic!

hee, i'm all patched up!!! but i'm not gonna abandon CS just yet, not while i still have access to MP5s!! btw Krin, Yggdrasil is the name of a Nordic god... just thought you'd like to know...^^

BW GOSU's.. that's us right? :p And yes mavvy son, you ought to be giving up that CS fad you've gotten yourself into and back into a real game! :p

BW Gosu's return! HOOOOooooooooo! (Mav, can't you hear it calling, you CS slut~) WTF, just downloaded the Anime Oh! My Goddess Movie (not the OAVs) - it's KING! Grab it at SteamPunk if you're interested.

BAH, you STUDY ALL night? I do NOTHING all night, beat that! and then I go for a 25 Km walk at 7am to nowhere!! yeeaah! And I take no drugs to help me!. annd theeen I ace my exam~! Beat that~ tch amateurs! Infact, wanna speak to a real pro at the all night study regime, Midori :o

I christen thee... Faith, finder of the bizarre pr0n.

amateurs! i can go the whole night studying w/out caffeine...and then my roommate and i walk downtown to dunkin donuts for coffee at 5 am (if we're lucky enuf to be done studying by then), buy caffeine pills and pop so many on the way back to campus that we laugh like crackheads throughout the entire day, not to mention heartbeats speeding up to abnormal rates. gotta love No-Doz. changing the subject entirely, here is an exquisitely accurate picture of the male brain.

All nighter, tch, you people and your exams. Be like me, think about study, start to study, 2 mins later stop studying, do something else, go to sleep late anyway, wake up late, think *i'm gonna study today before class*, get to class, haven't studied, and just lay back in that chair and watch the A roll in~! or the.. um.. B..c....d........f.... all the same, just doon't care! :D And then... um.. apply for the army. :p

Krin's all-nighter studying adventure log: It's 3 AM and I've picked up a new bad habit - drinking Coffee. Yes, that drink that I loathe and always said I wouldn't drink. A late night convenience store raid (there's like 2345576208 near me) came up with NO nodoz (NO!) so I've switched to some dodgey coffee that I found in the kitchen. What's next, smoking? (NOOOoooo!!). Having said this, I think I'll still reserve it for studying purposes only, so that I don't build up a resistance to the caffeine (can one do that). Plus, I try to gulp it as quickly as possible, so I don't think it extends to social sipping (*gulp*!). 6 hours to go yo, 6 hours to go...

erm, i just finished training when my sister called and said to come over and we can catch a cab from city to Penrith [yes, you heard right, cab] anyways, i thought [and so did she] that we should be home before 11.30 but anyway, she tried to upload her work onto the ftp so the London office can use it, but something went wrong, and the whole system went haywire. so we wuz stuck till like 3 in the morning. but i must say, her workplace is like heaven, beer is plentiful, and wine and champers...even $7 a bottle sparkling water from Italy [i didn't know Italy made sparkling water..hee] and broadband internet. the only downside of course, the presence of Macs. no other platforms but Mac. speaking of which, the Netscape is version 4.7, and i tried using IE as well, it was 4.5 i think, and it still looked pretty horrid. anyways, back to watching Lodoss War...

WTF are you doing there Mav!? Oh, and the reason that Procrastination looks shit on the Mac is most probably because its using an old version of Netscape... I left out the body tags in favour of style tags to dodge out on the stupid Tripod ads, and old versions of Netscape can't handle it at all.

ok, i'm posting from my sister's workplace, it's like 1 effing am anyways, Procrastination looks like shite on Macs, can't read the texts at all. sad...that's why PC>Mac

Bored? Read this... Thanks slap~

um... why did the squirrel swim on his back? Uh... to keep his nuts dry~ *_* HAPY SLAPPY!?!!?!~!

Prawnography? bah. here's the real good stuff - Real Hamster, the world's finest Love Hamster. Baby...

well, i was searching for "hot+naked+crustacean+pictures" and it was just my lucky day!

John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, John suddenly dove into the deep end. He sank to the bottom and stayed there. David promptly jumped in and saved him. He swam to the bottom of the pool and pulled John out. The medical director came to know of David's heroic act. He immediately ordered that David be discharged from the Mental Hospital, as he considered him to be OK. The Doctor said, "We have good news and bad news for you, David! The good news is that we are going to discharge you because you have regained your senses. Since you were able to jump in and save another patient you must be mentally stable. The bad news is that the patient whom you saved, Mr. John, hung himself in the bathroom, and died." David replied, "Doctor, he didn't hang himself. I hung him there to dry (Note: What an unfortunate choice of names in that joke).

OK, blogger doesn't want to let me change the fuxing template yet, so be patient. Just out of interest faith, how on Earth did you end up at the *cough* prawnography site? Creative use of Google? Sad, I'm listening to 90's r&b (the only CDs I left at my parent's house - king!). I think it's helping my study for SD test tomorrow, but I'm not sure. Ask me again tomorrow I guess.

Square melons are unnatural. BTW, I removed the fuxing TalkBack (non-working) script, so hopefully the page should load fuxloads faster now.

Shampoo is yummy.

lookin' for love? okay, even if you're not, you have to check this out... or, if you're just tired of plain old porn then you've gotta experience high-quality "prawn"! and i'd like to reiterate how frighteningly stupid this guy's products are. .

whoa...i wonder if those watermelons are shaped the same way thesepoor things are... oh, and nick, i don't understand how that was relevant, but there's nothing wrong w/guys in pink shirts!

hey, check this out... stackable fruit baby! Square watermelon's. .. .wierd... but somehow very funky... heheh.

hahah, yeah I wear Pink shirts too!

oh and hi adren, mav and midori! btw, just noticed that nick has grey eyes and hello kitty is an amputee.

WTF?!?!...unfortunately, i'm pretty sure that it's not a joke. the world is more screwed up than i thought... i think i need another kahlua ...

actually nick, i believe you are the mean one, dissing on my man and stuff. =D and i wasn't making fun of the girl, it was her dress. i mean, PLEATS?! come on, now...pleats on a prom dress (nevermind the fact that it's made of duct tape)?...*shakes head*

is it just me, or are those people using... DUCT TAPE to get that silver effect? Daaaaaaaaaaamn.... they say duct tape can be used to solve anything, but I never would have thought of an application like that.... w-t-f. oh, greets to faith and midori (admittedly rather late.. hehhe)

Now now, that.. guy you went to the hotel with, that's just plain wrong, but that last link, that's just plain mean. :o You horrible horrible people.

>:( HEY NOW... fyi, my date was so dead sexy we didn't even make it to the prom; went straight to the hotel...just look at him...*drools* ... okay i confess... i'm the one in the hot pleated dress/garbage bag.

btw krinos, why is your nickname "krinos"? um well, it's late...goodnight all. (-_-)zZzZ

What the hell were these guys on when they picked these clothes?!

OMFG! And to think that I coulda dressed up like a Pet Shop Boy for MY formal *sob*. So faith, which one's you? =D

ya know, it's stuff like that show that makes me wonder where the entertainment industry is going. one thing's for sure though, fashion sure is getting...creative? "damn, i should've worn that!"

And I bet you thought you had it bad. Think about poor Nasubi.

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first up, thanks for the well-wishes!! it's the 14th in Sydney, but it's technically still my birthday in other parts of the world!! hee, it's still the 13th in the US kekeke ^^ anyways, it kinda sucks cuz my exams start tomorrow...but at least they finish on tuesday, but still... big hi to miss faith!! good to see another female procrastinator here. we at procrastination like to keep the gender balance relatively undisturbed. ^^ regarding layouts, i'm sure we all have some suggestions, unless you're a lazy bum like nick who likes things as they are hehehe [kidding nick-o] anyway, speaking of nick, wtf, are you insane? you wanna join the army? you'll get bastardized!! they'll make you pick up the soap in the showers man!!! it's kinda scary to think that you'll have access to firearms... *shudder* remember, whatever you do, DON'T bend over to pick up the soap, crouch first...hehehehe

Howdy faith, mad linkage going on there~ Army Nick? WTF? Well, have fun if that's what you wanna do... have you considered that ADFA thing? BTW the comments are still fairly fookered. I'm thinking to shift over from Blogger to Greymatter (it's what Chang at TripleOptix uses these days) once my exams are over, does anyone have any suggestions for a new layout? My bloody hopeless graphic design skills kinda fook me up when making layouts, so any help would be appreciated.

Heey welcome faith, see we got around to it eventually! Anyways, comments again yay~! the all important feedback that only krin mav and I give never goes astray :p. Also, I'm thinking about joining the Army, Infantry, future SAS officer? hell yeah!.

Hey miss faith, welcome to the wonderful world of procrastination. I learned how to float today in swimming class ^_^ heheh.. although.. you're not supposed to inhale chlorine water are you.. o_o It's fun. I finally decided on a name for my hampster.. it's gonna be gigabyte ^_^ The cutest lil hampster you'll ever see.

hi, i'm faith and i'm an asian girl currently living in the land of strong southern accents and poufy blonde hair. but most of the time i'm working* my arse off as a student up north. [*'working arse off' comprises of equal parts procrastination(90%) and hard, studious work(.5%). ] and just a warning, i'm big on links. but don't worry, it won't be as bad as this one.

Weird. You can't see the old comments regarding a post until you add a new comment to it.

YES OMFG KING IT WORKS IT WORKS! Unfortuneately however it coughs up a gay ass banner. But hey, its better than nothing.

Whoops, nope, they're not working. I'll try and fix it later-ish =[ BTW hihi Faith! Intro intro! Oh, and set your Blogger nickname so we can tell its you (Blogger > Team > your e-mail address > set profile).

Comments have been re-enabled.

the 'mysterious miss faith person' has arrived =D ... hi y'all.

Sad, happy belated? I thought it was the 13th?! Either way happy b-day! Dual Trans delayed LH10 unfortuneately! SAD! I just bounced off another 10 hours of straight uni work. THIS IS SO UNNATURAL! I swear I've done more work in the past week than in my uni carreer so far. At least our final report was nice - approximately 60 pages in total ^^

WEE HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAV-O-MATIC~ where's the par~tay at duude?

palm pilots are king!!! happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday dear moi, etc etc yay! ^^

hihi~ i got my palm pilot back yesterday yahoo! my life can be organised again! i swear the whole mess i had going on in my life was cause my plam top died! anyway i was at a friend's b'day party at southbank [err brissy tourist attarction fake beaches, bbq areas etc] a while ago and these grade 11 kids [yes KIDS!] were like have water fights, which is all good you know since i chucked a few of them in the fountain etc, but they got it in my bag, which had the palm in it *sob* yah so that's how it got broken, then i sent it to singapore and they gave me a whole new one? lisa if you're reading yes it was your b'day but i was too nice to say then! but it's all cool since i got it back err what else has been happening - had no sleep couple of days ago for like 48 hours in a row, so i came home and died on the bed am very tempted to play war2 [since i gave my bw cd out so that i could study] but am not, instead being even less productive! yahhhhh|!

call me snobbish, call me anything you like, but i can't say hi until i actually SEE this mysterious miss faith person. ^^ on another note though, i actually slept quite well rads... sure i had a massive headache the night before and the day after [and trust me, playing CS exacerbates the problems] but the sleep itself was fine. sure, i was rather woozy, and sure sure, i pumped the content of my stomach out like a cow regurtitates its lunch, but hell, the sleep was fine... hehehe regarding exams, well, i'm quite prepared for the worst really, and that is to fail outright hehehe.... i've got one on this coming Friday, and then bio on Monday and math on Tuesday, and i'm literally done, except for one Japanese exam on the 27th. crap crap crap...to ask or not to ask, that is the question.. *sigh* cruel world...

Yeah, a few technical difficulties regarding the adding of Faith, but I'm sure when we establish CONTACT maybe things will start to fall into place. :p

hi miss faith? welcome! from 70 down to 20? pls elaborate? mav alcohol sleep = crap sleep? anyway 1 exam down, 3 more to go had a cramp in my hand because of excessive... writing [wth] did all nighter last nite, and didn't remember what i studied between the hours of 3-6am - and it made like perfect sense at the time i swear! that's bout it, how are you guys doing for your exam crap?

Also, you all must vote for REGURGITATOR - FAT COP here at the Triple JJJ net top 50. And if you don't you suck and I hate you and I hope you SEI JOR!

Regurgitator

Alrighty, I've invited Miss Faith to the team. Welcome welcome, everyone please give a round of applause etc etc! This one actually ASKED to become a part of the illusionist crew members of procrast~ introductions will be needed Mzzz faith so when your ready you may take the stage. Oh and please, take your shoes off at the door, we're all asian afterall~ aren't we? o_O Happy postcrastinerizing! And as for you Mav-e boy, I am not pleased you've started drinking again, but at least your down to 20 from more than 70!

erm...i'm half-drunk at the moement.........weee.......want to throw up factor...... at leatts i'l get some sleep tonighte...... bai cruel world

EDUARDO & RODRIGUEZ WAGE WAR ON T-WRECKS. BUY BUY BUY BUY OUT IN JULY!! Also buy Regurgitator - Fat Cop damn it!!! gogo~ Regurgitator rock!! don't they Mido!?

yo mav, with ya there i am sleep deprived [very sleep deprived] and i have already exhausted my bludging limit.. by lots and lots oops and btw power naps don't work

erm, btw, tripod adbars are popping up now...looks like they out-witted you ^^

JJ, my friend told me about that Korean online/offline bashings about a week ago, cuz apparently it's very common, and i actually brought up the point whether people pay out their opponents if they lose in Korea, and he said, "well, there's this game called Lineage..." and the rest is history. I'm feeling like crap...so down in the dumps...this sucks...worse thing is, i can't do anything about it. sigh.

yah i read that article in my "printed" version of time [wth] - you can't blame them - i've been tempted to fly down to sydney just to pay roy out anyway it's around 31 hours til my first ever uni end-sem exam it's not a big deal or anything, aside from the fact that i'm screwed and have down next to zero preparation for it today i went into QUT [my crappy uni] to study, but ended doin only like effectively 3-4 hours for the whole day, and i wasn't even trying to spade! so i guess this will be my agenda: Sleep: 6 hours Care group [err youth group type of thing]: 3.5 hours Food: 4-6 hours Bludge: 3 hours [at least AT LEAST] which leaves about 11-12 hours of study uh oh better cut down on that sleep i gotta get some discipline

This article about Korean online gamers bringing their battles off-line was spotted by Shor of , but it sounds like the same thing Mav mentioned on the way to uni yesterday. Very wtf'd.

Picked this article up from AUS-1, courtesy of Hogfather: Is Hell Endothermic or Exothermic?

Well, erm, they are placing the kitty in a small to-be-sealed bottle for use as a 'static' pet.

Jono says: "an ogle a day keeps the doctor away". WTF.

:O !!! omg.. what are they doing to that kitty !!!! Barbarians!!

Ewwwww... this site gives new meaning to the terms 'pocket pet' and 'super-deformed'. BonsaiKitten Here's a sample:

omg nick have astigmatism too! let's be friends~!

Hi Nick-o, well, looks like you'll be joining the spectacled ones...hee, about time too... anyway, not dissing glasses or anything, i should know...been wearing one since i was 6 wtf... anyways, that'll teach you to sit your ass in front of the pc all day long. just for the fun of it, what if all coppers are like these guys.

yo~ i thought i'd grace you all with my presence again. Well, not really. Just dropping by again with a little bit of neat readin' for y'all. Conan O'Brien's Commencement Speech to the Harvard Class of 2000 I have no idea if its genuine, but its a pretty cool speech.

KING, I have Astigmatism!! #_o !!

thanks nick, midori! anyway as part of my masterful Exam Studies Procrastination (TM) i revisited the guestbook of my old site which krin mentioned [yes the one with the pastel colours, and no i'm not posting up the url]. here are some quotes from some children Strife: "it's 'Choice'" [err wth] VK [in response to "fav person" etc]: "?? Is favourite exclusive of the positive scale ?? All these people are on the negative scale.." And also… "Taiwan sux" Krinos: [this site is] "as dead sexy as fat bastard" … "raddish (chris) we love u man! go the pastel colours - spade tool ahoy" Shor: "Yah buddha is king s---" … "U egotistical megalomanical tyrannical cynical webmaster you.... Um yeah he rox" … "If i come up to Sunshine land u gotta intro me to the tanned chicks in ur group" Agamemnon: "if by chris u mean Rad ?? ummm he is a funny bugger heheh....but he seems to be colour blind?" …" seen the page...tried the other links...got rejected (the story of my life hahaha)" Hogfather: "Some weirdo is holding a gun to my head and making me write this crazy stuff . . . who is "Hogfather" ? What is this "StarCraft" ?? Somebodyyyy hellpppp!!!" Mad~B: "I want some more pics of crazy Buddhist guys tho...hehe...preferably naked" Splash: "What do you mean the Hyperdrive isn't working? I fixed it, this is not my fault!!!" Hudson: "dragged kicking and screaming from a bloody deathmatch game" God i know some weird people...

woah? Imaginary procrastinating members? where?!? why, hello there.... ~_~ Let me tell you a story.... ... or not.

Whoa.. another day without posting and I would have turned into one of those imaginary procrastination members. =) Hi Radski. Alrighty, my work here is done, just checking in to let you know, m|dor| is still alive ^_^

Well Well Well. How about that 'Nosy boy. You actually did go and f*ck youself! Who's the KIGN!?

WTF, I go to the dentist this morning to get a big big hole filled and a root taken out (no this has nothing to do with sex). So on the way back to the city, I leave my keys at my parent's house. KING WTF GDI I AM KING!

Yay, another poxy message board in which you have to REGISTER first. FFS. Registering = No Thx.

YAY! I like that photo MUCH better - it even has my name in it! And oh yeah, I remember now Radski, there was a whole webpage and everything (argh, the pastel colours!). BTW, the old messageboard died (it's ok, I didn't notice either). I went and set up some other dodge shite messageboard if anyone feels like messaging crap (especially since those stupid comments are dead - does anyone know a quick-fix alternative for BlogVoices?). It's a bit of a hassle because you have to register to post or something, but its the best I could do in 5 minutes, so there. Oh, and does anyone want to volunteer to do some dodgey shite bio? If so send it my way and I'll make a page for it (so our nicknames to the left won't be broken links anymore - YAY!).

Welcome Welcome Crispy, Radski, wtf? I... think I know you... Mav? BTW, I resent that comment you made 'Nos. Meeting in dark alley factor doesn't bode well.

huh? i thought we been through this krin? i'm christian

that test told me that i was definitely a dude. can't argue with that

That's not true Lenny! I understand two things about women - Jack and Shit. And I'm a some-what religious bastard. Are you Christian, Catholic or other Radski?

hi. i'm chris. currently 17 and currently male. tall, dark [very dark], handsome [very handsome]. i enjoy long strolls along the beach and watching the sunset. am seeking individual [male or female] to share the rest of life with [since krinski is a cheating son of a..] *ahem* err ok seriously hey some of you would know me rad^dag^ [the annoying bw guy?]. my exams start this sat, which explains why i am posting on this site! will be providing you weenies with the 'religious bastard' point of view. and hi mum!

oi..i have some knowledge to share: Ten Things Men Understand About Women 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. wheeeee. sono yo de...

My stupid computer is totally conspiring to stop me sending e-mail, and it's really giving me the shits!

OK, I've added Crispy to the Procrastination team, I think Nick and maybe Mav should know him (hihi~). Happy Procrastinating Radski!

That cam photo isn't Nick in a dress, is it? IS IT?

In persuit of a new 'napster' for your downloadin' needs? try this

Natures mistake my arse. Some people don't know a good thing when they see it!

o_o... It all adds up... You are definitily a woman! Statistically speaking, you are a chick. How do we know? Well, deep down, your gender affects everything about you, from your favorite number to your views on Canada. Many women who took the test think and act just like you, as you can see from the clusters above. You bitches I am a guy. You know, for every question, we track very carefully what each gender answers. This allows us to guess with the utmost accuracy what you are. And in the rare case where we guess incorrectly (like now), we have the opportunity to learn from nature's mistake. You. People like you, who walk the scary line between man and woman, are *very* helpful in understanding exactly what it means to be human. Thanks, and good luck. Could it be...? Did you know that men are more likely to call this test retarded than women? Women are less likely to choose being lonely (over bleeding to death) than men. Men prefer white bedrooms. Women prefer blue bedrooms. Geez I picked everything a woman would. It has got to be all circumstantial.

What the hell?!?! I took the test.. You are definitely a man! You bitches, I am a girl. REALLY? You know, for every question, we track very carefully what each gender answers. This allows us to guess with the utmost accuracy what you are. And in the rare case where we guess incorrectly (like now), we have the opportunity to learn from nature's mistake. You.

Yeah baby, yeah! I am MALE!

What a grand day, Australia beat world and European champions [in soccer] France 1-0...bragging rights galore!! Allez le roos!! Ok Nick-o-matic, take this test, and we'll see if you are who you claim to be... kekekeke....the same goes to everybody else ^^ gl hf

>_< Royal Crown.. so gross i had half a shot and got so red..ended up pouring out the rest ... I think I ought to just wait till i'm 21 like the law says but I still have vodka, gin, and some others here....