Descent 3 on LAN rules~!

'Nosy~ update your cam mofo, I wanna be blindereded~!

AAAHRGHRARGH! I CAN'T SEE!!! I'M BLINDED!!!!! P.S. If Tripod decide to dropkick Procrastination again because of the Nick-porn, there's gunna be one un-happy-mofo-ing camper right here. ^^!

Goddamnit, Telstra's international link is down again, meaning the shits for us poor Telstra ADSL bastards. Fucking hell, twice in the one month for long periods of time is very shit service for Australia's 'leading telecommunications giant'. Also, Tripod completely restored my page. WTF.

Well, chelle's furniture finally arrived on Friday, and after a good few hours putting it all together and putting it in the right place, the place is finally very habitable. After 3 weeks being able to sit down and watch TV, eat at a table and sleep in a bed is a sweet improvement, plus it all looks pretty swish. On the internet side of things, I've been playing with a program called Imesh. It's sort of like Napster, but searches all types of files, rather than just music. Excellent when combined with ADSL!

If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it immediately. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on, ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only your mother-in-law's number. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink all your beer. (For Gods sake man are you listening?!?!) It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card. It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun until someone loses an eye. It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings which grossly change the interpretations of key sentences. If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk. **WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.** And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm, shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks, that will ignite onto the person nearest you. Send send send send send.

What the hell is the deal with the pathetic Holden vs Fords debate which runs rampant within predominatly male aussies. It is soooo damn stupid. On the dull drive home today, I read crap such as "God created Holdens, so it would keep the idiots out of Fords", the picture of the boy urinating on the word Ford or Holden is also a common accessorie for the yobbo minded. Tch, yeah, not much of a contradiction. Anyway, that just bugs the hell out of me. (for those who don't know, Ford are a brand of car -duh-, as are Holden. If you are australian you cannot like both cars without facing some sort of ridicule :P. Basically you either like Ford or Holden.) They both suck, so go the cheap arse Japanese cars! YE~AH~!

This is a 40 by 40 foot target placed in the south pacific, about in the area in which the Mir space station is targetted to land in about 2 and a half days. If by some freak coincidence the Mir station hits that target, taco bell are offering a FREE TACO to everyone in the US (damn for us Aussies I guess). What the FUCK! Check out the Yahoo news item or the Taco Bell website.

OMFG.

OK. Since we're in the topic of moving out and all the rest of it, I've decided that I'm currently living too far from uni. [Penrith-Kensington] That is, if you consider 2 X 20 minutes on bus to and from the nearest station, plus 2 X 50 minutes on an express train to and from city, plus 2 X 20 minutes on bus to and from uni, as being a bit too far. I spend like a good part of my waking hours GETTING to uni. Takes a lot outta me. I find myself dying when I get back home, therefore, little or no study at all. Trouble is, it's gonna cost $140< to get a decent living space near the campus. ps. Nick, do us a favor will ya, and DON'T attempt to smile again. some people were not born with the smiling genes in them. Yesterday's cam shot nearly scared me. = ] Now, back for more CS gayness...

It's been two weeks since I moved on my own place. And Im already realising how hard it is. Fuck, I was supposed to have a big piss up today to celebrate my birthday (is 20 old?) but just rang the real estate agent the other day and I found out its due to pay our rent. So piss up cancelled, I dunno about my other friends who insisted to come over anyway considering that I sill havent got my furniture (bloody fantastic will deliver it on tuesday). Yeah so for those you who wanna know the feeling of being on your own, well it's FUN in some ways and STRESSFULL as well (ask John about that) John have seen me stressing this past few weeks.

WTF Nick!!! How fast were you going when you hit the bloody curb??

Just found out a little meeting of curb and car has cost me, well.. my parents $1500AUS. That's put a dent in any hopes for pretty much anything at all for myself I guess. Hella sucks! WTF make curbs high enough to bend axles ffs! Damn it!!!! All I need in an already volitile relationship with parents. *sigh*

Well, for some reason I feel the need for one of my semi-extended once-in-a-long-time multi-paraghical (is there such a word) posts. It's the middle of my second week back at Uni, and it's my 'turning over a new leaf' semester (don't laugh, I'm serious). I've actually gone to all my classes thus far (a record, I'm sure), and even went to a post class tutorial session. My brain feels a bit full damnit. We'll see how it all goes (and how long the enthusiasm lasts too). My schedule is 2-9 Monday, Wednesday and Thursday, which is pretty sweet (sucked in to anyway that has to actually get up in the AM). Linked to this somewhat, is the fact that Rochelle's been out Auburn for a fair time now (2 weeks), and it's pretty sad and lonely here a lot now. I go out that way as much as I can though, so it's not so bad, I've even mapped out the fastest route City-Auburn (Victoria Rd/Silverwater Rd in case you were interested, which I know you weren't but anyway). In other news, we've received a whole bucketload of hits from dreaming, so go visit Joyce and console the poor post-break dear. An entertaining read either way (free air if you mention my name whilst reading). More later I guess, the urge to blog just ran out (doh!)

I'm sure someone else out there must also be a computer geek (you ARE on the internet after all). Here's one super-mofo of a heat sink: 0.7Kg HEATSINK BABY!

The 9th Life "Now, it all seems like the memory of a memory, though I know that doesn’t make any sense. It’s like remembering that happy is a happy feeling, but forgetting exactly how it truly feels. All I know is that I was ‘happy’ with her. Just like I know I ‘love’ her, or that I was ‘contented’ with our relationship. You know but you can’t remember the feeling. " - Josh, The 9th Life. I know most people can relate to this journal in thier own way. Go dig up them memories past...

Pffft, but I have red blood! I'm RED-BLOODED (yeah baby!). Ahem, well ANYWAY, here's something to chew on. Anyone that's been on the internet at all in the past few years are bound to have read this at least 5 times, but fuck it, it's a classic: The Shit List

41% Congratulations! Your're a happy and well adjusted hetero. OoOo I'm not sure if that's good or bad, it sounds better than yours 'Nosy. Anyway, WTF happened to my last post, it's gone, blogger killed it! Aww I'll never find the inspiration to write it again.

Sorry Nick, the Gay-O-Meter seems to be working A-OK!

I gotta add, that cam has turned my shirt pink, which was originally black. I scored a 41% on the Gay-O-Meter test, Joyce over at Dreaming scored 29%. It's not nice to know I'm gayer than other people! :P I don't think it actually means I'm gay though... yes, leave your opinions in the comment box, that means you 'Nos and Mav. Anyway, the way the cam turns my black shirts pink is a pain in the arse, get it, pain in the arse? har har I'm so funny. :P Fix!

Being able to smile normally on cue, an aquired trait, or is it just something people are born with. Someone teach me~! Next cam update will be going back to the psycho look I think...

Time to build up the articles again. The 5 stages of being drunk.

Well, I've got up as much of the page as I could find, however the articles are still lost in limbo, as are any old pictures and other miscellenous files previously on the page. Well, it's better than nothing I guess, but changing the URL was a big pain in the arse. Bloody Tripod.

Well, Tripod has killed my page for a violation of Terms of Service, so I'm goin ot have to temporarily move back to a NBCI + CJB redirector combo. I'm guessing the ToS violation was either the 3 or 4 mp3s I had in my directory, or the fact that I go trid of the stupid annoying ad banner (so after 234265 years they notice...). Anyway, I'm now in the market for some hot stuff web hosting, so anyone with good ideas on where I can get hosted for reasonably cheap feel free to e-mail me. Goddamnit, those bastards also just wiped my directory, so if anyone has a cached copy of the page on their HDD somewhere, feel free to mail it to me. Damn, since I have to use a redirector now, the hit tracker feature of my counter is now effectively useless, so I won't be updating the links in order of hits received until I can get a better hoster, or until Tripod unsuspends my account (highly unlikely). Oh well. Until such a time as I get a better URL, Procrastination's new and crappier address is http://krinos.cjb.net

When is Procrastination gonna work again? or is it just me...

Oh WTF!? ICQ now "features" advertising . .. wtf. So when is someone coming out with a patch to kill the ads?....

Bonus, new computer lab at UTS, which I totally didn't know existed. Spiffy.

Free cereal? Wtf is that supposed to mean, is it some kind of fancy new lingo for "I'm bored and I have not much to post about so I'll just put anything on" that I didn't know of?

What an odd thing to say... coco pops 'nosy?

Gimme gimme some free cereal.

Why not start young?

An oldie but a goodie.

What are you afraid of?

Hi. dunno what im doing here but JJ told me to join and since i am such a nice (and these days lonely and bored) person i am here! when you say the word "popsmoppy" i think "what have i done to make the gods deliver such a gift....a gift i am so unworthy of....to hear the angels scream the name..to watch the skies clear and burn brilliant blue in praise...to hear the rain fall as heaven cries tears of sadness for the angel that has been brought down to earth......" actually popsmoppy is built on my dog's name

Thanks Mav!

If I were to say the word 'Popsmoppy' to you what would you think I was talking about?

'Nos told me I have to post or he's going to do devious things to me when I sleep :( *straps on the armoured underwear* So here goes... Um... Economics, class average for first exam.. was 4, I got 7.5, which is still crap, I believe I should have got more. Um... first DISCRETE maths test, waste of time really, I only got 28/35, partly because I didn't care at all really. Oh, we were alowed to have a double sided sheet of paper with notes on? Oh.. gee oh well. Um... hmm... *mental blank* Well, maybe I will go out tonight, with my 'friends'. Heh, something funky always happens then :P Oh, I need ideas for my next project in art.. Painting *sigh*. Graphics might be the way to go actually... any ideas? No pornography ok? Thanks.

Waa....uni sucks...especially if you happen to live like 50 miles out west of Sydney...getting to effing Kensington is a hassle. N excuse for not updating. Well, actually, a few, one, internet was brutally disconnected from the ISP for the most tedious of reasons. I kinda forgot to pay the bill for about 6 weeks...and they had the gall to cut me off. Anyway, since we're all in a "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US" theme, I've decided to pitch in. What if the dialog actually made sense? Well, it would look a little something like this. Also, I've sent a little something to Krin for him to put up when and if he has the time. And yes, you've guessed it, it's themed "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US", although slightly different. You'll see.

I caught a few hits from dreaming from a linked post, so I've added it to the links on the left. Took a few days to update my template because Blogger was being weird, but it worked today for some reason so it's all good. dreaming also has a pretty little link button too, so I had to add that as well.

Well, this ALL YUOR BASE ARE BELONG TO US is reaching idiotic proportions. What an odd reason to get suspended from school =D Thanks to Colin for that one.

Holy shit, players are now getting sponsored to play games overseas. Good shit!