Stange but true. Semi-freaky stuff there.

He's not bad. He started his career writing songs for Damage ( those UK dudes 'Wonderful Tonight' 'Forever' ). And he aint even 20 yet. Top 40 sucks. Bardot is big here wtf - The office here is tuned to the top40 stations 24/7 . "Looking back on the things I've done, I was trying to be someone...." RESPECT BACKSTREET OK?

Got the Craig David CD, I like it - excellent for you R&B fans out there. It's also got 'Rewind' on it (Artful Dodger) - I didn't know that was Craig David on it, bonus! bTW, for those that don't really know, Craig David's current top 40-ers are 'Fill Me In' and '7 Days'. And don't flame me for liking poppy r&b (or r&b in general) - if you don't like it, don't listen to it!

This webpage...makes me wanna take a dump. Hey, be right back.

This webpage... makes me wanna smoke crack.. fly out the window, and I'm neve comin' back... this webpage, makes me wanna get hi~~gh as the moon.. like a rubber balloon... ohh get that sqweegie.. everythings wonderful, everthings grand.. everythings swinging all across the land.. you know... bust out the biscuits.. strike out the band... read this web page every woman and man... 'coz this web page.. makes you wanna smoke crack.. ohh.. fly out the window.. and never coming back........

I have slept at 8 am for about half of the last 10 days. It truly sucks ass! Juggling exams and pussy whipping is inherently a difficult task, however, I have managed to achieve a netstat rating of 6.4. This means that discounting the top and bottom 5% tails of the Optus@Home population, I download 6.4 times the average of these people. I feel that I get good value. Unfortunately, you get kicked off O@H when you get past 10. What does "w00t" mean?

Damn, I didnt get online all weekend and when Amit rang me i was as far as way from the Singapore city center as one can get! But I tell you it's a relief to hear a good ol Ocker accent every now and then. And that Chang guy - he is plane master ! ( cantonese only thx) No one has any clue where the hell he's gone.. Spent a good weekend with some singaporean Lanners. Me, Quest~ and Cow took turns playing Hall on bibi's chobo laptop, each time you press enter you hit the \ key first, so every sentence has a \ tagged to the end. Latest l33t gaming term - polar - Polar - to be ice cool, calm, unflinching. To be emotionless. To display unnerving skill.. 'Man f4tality was polar in that game' ' Grrr is f#cken polar dude'. w00t.

Hello everyone, and fuck it's hot here. Was driving without a roof and fook it was sunny! OMG, I think I might actually be getting a tan, I know Rochelle got crispied (hee). Amit's off in Singapore land, on a sex tour no doubt (hi Sheral!). So Shor, our local Singaporean sex tour guide, hook him up!

Penis! No it's not porn its just weird. Word.

Respect your elders.

Now I'm trying to remember some dirt on Shor, but I have a shit arse memory so that's pretty hard for me damnit =[ But I do remember one Y drinking night at Shor's place when someone threw up on and around the bathtub. Go Rayt factor!!!

Fook me, I can't remember. I think I handed in a bunch. Oh well, at least I went to Chemistry. Physics = d i a.

Anyone who's known JJ for more than 1 week knows that answer I think ^_^. I'll even chuck in a free bonus piece of knowledge. God i am generous today. John Jones. circa late 1997. Chemistry. Those two, do not belong together. JJ didnt hand in his weekly chem prac book for i think about 47 weeks? Did you hand in that damn prac book in the end? You and Lanks were having a comp to see who could photocopy and cut and paste more pracs. Cept Lanks actually managed to do some. Ivomec > All other science teachers. When you think of Mr Iverach I think of the time Brennan ( big white mofo ) made him cry. HEE HEE ^^

hahah!!IJohn is really 100% Procrastinator!!, tonite we had to go all the way to Baulkham Hills and Parramatta at 10:30pm just to find Chicken Boscaiola (yeah cravings for me) anyway John suggested that we go for a drive eventhough he had to study for his exams tomorrow...I dunno if he just wanted to waste his time drivivin around to skip study times or he's being sweet??!!!People who knows Johnny very well should be able to answer that =] (uhmm hello Amit & VK??!!)

Feel free to post shit in the forum.

Hmm, Nick are you going to take that paying out of your state from mister 'I live in Singapore where cutting internet backbones to Australia is a hobby' shor?

Bonus another stick man on the team! Go the weak skinny geezers. Too bad braun is pretty useless over the net. Better go sharpen my tongue. Welcome to the team pringle~boy~~shoe o_o. Go team!

And on that note, he enters! It's the BFA - brother of the Big Friendly Giant its the Big Fooken Asian! Im here to provide a verbal sparring partner for VK because obviously the other bloggers here have too low an intellect to converse with VK, master of penis procrastination. Wait sorry, i guess i was referring to Nick when i said low intellect coz that guy's from Perth ( they have 26 hours in the day so that people can find the keys to the car and arrive at work on time ). On the subject of dumb why isnt there skinny in the bloody mood indicator? Im sure if there was ( cmon fats in there ) JJ, VK and I could damn sure leave it on Skinny for the rest of our lives. You could squeeze the 3 of us into a babyseat of a car without touching the edges ( which leaves room for Nick to occupy the other 5 seats ). OK friday nite out. cya.

And yes, I've added the Pringle boy Shor to Procrastination. 100% crispy Shor gayness, BONUS!

Shor's word for the day: Pringle Pringle: to excessively masturbate - once you pop you cant stop!

According to Cartoon Quiz I am Windows Explorer picture icon and annoying looney tunes sound? Hrm.. okay o_O... I'm absolutely bored out of my mind right now. Geezus, I can't wait for the holidays to come, yet it's just gonna be boring as hell. I think it's time for Nick to step into the real world and find himself a job, anyone wanna take poor 'ole Nick in? :(

Accorting to the Cartoon Quiz I'm Bugs Bunny. WTF.

Someone said I look likea druggo in the picture to the left. How do I look like a druggo? I dunno. I need a hair cut anyway, I've got sideburns FFS. On top of that I have an exam on Saturday, way to fux up a weekend eh. I don't think playing StarCraft qualifies as studying for Software Development, but I'll do a major cram-fest today to make up for it, i.e. I'll most probably be posting a bit during the day (hee).

Geez Nick, speaking of drunken stupors, maybe you should take a little trip down to the airport next time. I'm sure the Russians would love to have you over (hee). Two Seek Airport Toilet, End Up in Moscow

Bonus! Do Not Drink Cougar, it tastes like shot, makes you feel like shot, and probably makes you shot! Anyway, I woke up after sleepin' fully clothed at my friends house and I... gawd headache!. Moral of the story don't gulp down strait Cougar, and don't drink it with fanta either, oh and fock dont put lemon juice in with the fanta and cougar either. omg >_< bad taste factor 100%. I'll just stick to trusty Reb Bull 'n Vodka, doesn't taste gross, goes down well, gets you smashed off your face faster, and you feel like a million and a half dollars when you wake up. gogo team~vodka!

Check out this site I stumbled past in my usual procrastinative (is there such a word) web-browsing: FireSkank. Interesting site by jes, which is very in your face about her opinions and rants. Good site.

Since Nick has had a go at the naming conventions/useless info stuff, i might as well too. I think my parents originally planned on naming me Philip John Jones (after my paternal grandfather) but they decided it sounded a bit disjointed, so they went for John Philip Jones. Which I do appreciate, since I would hate being called (a) Junior (who's seen Indiana Jones & the Last Crusade?), or (b) PJ (yes, JJ > PJ). Besides, if I took the dog's name I'd be called Lita, and I'd have a girl's (bitch's? emale dog?) name. ANYway, I got the Jones from my paternal great grandfather, who was some GI at the now gone subic naval base in the Philippines. Oh, and one last useless piece of name info - the people at my girlfriend's work refer to me as Jim. NFI.

Donkey Kong 1, Pikachu 0

WTF, my mum told me she was gonna call me Donald instead of Nick? go the micellaneous info, hrm... go the spelling too!? They should just give people a number untill they are old enough to give themselves a name. If I had a choice now I'd be called Penlid Teacup Ball but thats me. :D Gaming PFFT!

j00 are getting sleeepy...sleeeeeeeeeepy..... Come back to the game nick.....gaaaame.....

Geez, Does gaming give people the power to sleep real late? sheesh, I've mastered the art of sleeping only 4 hours a day, but I just can't do it at a late time anymore. I think thats only aquired by continously gaming, which is something I never wanna do again! :O Sad as! Gawd I think I'll just go lay down.... zzzzz.. NO! Freakin' hell!

Sittin' on a bench in the sunshine, fillin' up my belly with the fine wine. All locked up in the afternoon kiss my baby and my heart go boom. Make my heart go boom boom! Make my heart go Boom boom! Make my heart go Boom boom!

"God i love unemployment. All the time in the world to do what I want. But cash is low, so the tie must be donned...damnit. I sit in an internet cafe. The computer next to me has a screensaver that has "You sad cunts" floating around the screen. Excellent. The girl next to me is trying to pick up on ICQ. See above paragraph. Ciao." this page is brilliant. long live the geek! especially the Zgeek!

hmm, should be studying for huge exam that I'm gonna fail tomorrow. so what do I do? go over and do the slacker test. booring! got the same results as jo-hanny! so instead I go and do the loony test! (follow link from slacker test) YAAAAAY! "You are out of control -- but in a fun way -- when it comes to emotionally loony behavior. It seems that you probably stretch the limits of what you are willing to do for the sake of your emotions or in expressing your emotions to others. This no-holds-barred attitude could imply a willingness to step out of normally acceptable bounds in order to get your point across. You might also be someone who has extremely strong emotions, whether positive or negative. You might want to moderate your emotional behavior, just to keep a little balance in your life. Letting your emotions rule your loony behavior could get you in trouble sometimes. " all I can say, is SHULLBIT! my emotions have nuffin to do with it! I do crazy stuff cos I dont give a kcuf what ppl think! hmm and Nick, did u know that Johanny and I are the deros at the back of the class who dont do Jack shit! except unlike TAFE we dont pass. Maybe we should swap. U come to UTeruS and u wont have to put up with ppl like us as we get left behind to study with the 1st years again and again. And we go to tafe where we will phinally get that phukkin certificate!!! =)

Apparently 'Krinos' was a character in FF7 or 8, with swords for hands that followed some guy named Laguna around. Anyone have details? I'm too lazy to check myself, but if it's true, then wtf they named a FF cahracter after me - BONUS!

Shuffling stuff around slightly.

To all you budding TAFE losers out there, I'm gonna give yaz a little tip. Don't goto tafe! I study Computer Systems Engineering and it's bascially wasting my time. I'll give an example of my Digital Electronics module. Ok, so my Digital Electronics (I've already completed it by the way) class consists of around 15 people, it's basically how IC's etc etc work. The unit consisted of 3 exams, and about 5-6 labs. All of which were supposed to be done. Of the 15 people, there was actually 3 of us that ACTUALLY worked and finished all our labs and PASSED our exams with flying colours, naturally I was impressed by this, of all people being the only ones to pass. So at the end of the term we get our grades back, and the yr 10 drop outs who sit in the back are talkin' about it (these guys did not pass a single exam 'nor finish all the labs WTF!) and they got passes for the module, it was like this for every module too! The year started off with about 20 people in the module, and the ONLY people to have passed EVERYTHING is my friend and I. Yet when we receive out certificate at the end of the year, so will the other deroes that did jack shit. It is like that for pretty much every course, people will go for the SAME exam 10 times over and eventually pass, now if that person coudlnt pass at least the second they shoudln't be in the course. That just ticks me off. TAFE now is just a business that sells bogus certificates to invalids and stuffs up what brains the lazy arses like me ever had. Boycott TAFE! stuff it I'm quitting after this year!! Fight for your rights!!! :O hehaha!

Yet another idiotic test - these are guaranteed very good time wasters. Are You a Slacker? Updated: I am a Demi-Slacker. Here's what emode says: You little slacker, you! You have a well-developed sense of how NOT to get things done, but you're not the least-motivated kid on the block. You make at least some attempt to work efficiently. As a demi-slacker, you definitely operate on your own schedule. Today means tomorrow, and tomorrow means next week. You'll get the job done eventually, but no one's holding their breath. Your friends and coworkers probably don't rely on you to be punctual or finish time-sensitive projects. If they do, it's their own darn fault, right? There are some benefits to being a part-time slacker: you rarely feel rushed, and you most likely lead a stress-free life. Plus, you accomplish more than the full-on slacker! The downside is that your work, social, and personal life might suffer from your consistent anything-goes attitude. If they do, it's time to make a change. If they don't, there's no immediate need to fix anything. So true, so true. Bah, what can ya do...

A found another site I like, Shoot the stupid. Go visit it. Don't shoot me.

"Welcome to the post-Napster anti-life revolt. You are addicted to the information. You inject my drug of journalistic debauchery into your cerebral cortex daily. Fuck the nuptials, now we are one. Digest me, my words go down smooth. I make your genitals swell and your sweat glands moist. Put your hand to your chest and feel the beat of your heart grow quicker. Just remember you are not alone. There are thousands of us. Our skin may be different shades of gray, but all our brains are a mushy looking beige. The one thing that keeps us connected is the sharing of our information, the sharing of our neo-heroin. We can trade our personalities like baseball cards. Alter our appearance at will and transcend mortality through the cataloguing of human computation. We are the new generation of post-apocalyptic luddites, born unto Nintendo, raised by Sony, second son of Microsoft. I pray to God the all mighty for the day when I can remove my organs and replace them with transistors and silicon. When I raise myself to the level of post-human and become one with the electron. I will pulse through the fibre optic veins of the underbelly of the second coming of the Internet, spreading my disease of freedom and blind you with the truth. You don't know reality from fiction, lies from fact. The fact is truth does not matter anymore. The only thing that matters is that you get your next fix and feel the radiance of cathode rays pulsing through your flesh. I am the last custodian of the nexus. System failure is imminent." - Stile Now do u understand why Mr. Stile has such a cult following? What a lovely man indeed!

Nick's tip for the day Never tell friends and family you have just bought a brand spanking new cd-burner, you'll regret it.

Yes, Tech Support Sucks. Gotta love the little staff politics which inevitably go on in the background in these places (*cough*CashCard*cough*).

Something Awful have posted an excellent Forum/Messageboard Guide. Go check it out now.

Oh bonus, turns out soon as I stand up to go out my legs give way and I realize I'm already off my face, so much got goin' and and gettin' smashed. Thought I might tell yous somethin' about myself, I'm what I call, chinglish... which basically means, my father is from London and my mummys from singapore... or christmas island, one of them.. I donno chinese + english = chinglish = mongrel, identity crisis anyone? Ok, I go to tafe in Perth West Australia and I do Computer Systems Engineering which is about as interesting as postin' on this website ^_^ Gonna just quit I think. Hrm.. what else... I gave up gaming a while back to pursue better ways to waste my time. I'm quite enjoying it too. All you gay~mers out there better wake up too yahselves because your digging yourselves further and further into the gay~ming world and it's gonna swallow you whole and keep you there, I mean, c'mon who wants to be like Lord_slappy now? sheesh. hehah. Oh and I wuv Midori :D Oh oh, happy birthday Nos, Anne Marie and James! (*cough* Cancer own j00 all :D )

Happy 19th to Anne-Marie!!! Day after me, that's gotta be a good sign =] Anyways, send her your happy birthday wishes ! Next is James, on the 20th. Man, is this Scorpio land or what? (Everyone knows that Scorpios are better =])

Waaah! Nick hooo leng ahh! :D Aye peoples. this is Nick, some of you mofos might know me as SirNick from aus-1 because I was so kign there and most of you probably have no idea who I am. In any case I'm the fat guy on nickcam to the left ^-^ Feel free to touch yourself whenever it deems nessesary, just dont let me know about it kk!? Ok, so I'm really not sure what exactly I'm to post, so I'm gonna go out tonight get smashed and something will come up worth postin'. :D Oyasumi nasai!

Happy Gayday JerJer. 3 years ago you had your last HSC exam on your birthday as we recall, while we were procrastinating the nights before on Red Alert or Total Annihilation. Today you are an old shit!!

That other fooker on the left is NICK! Say a big HIHI to NickCam!

We just came back from church and dinner wid John's family... Was good good had dinner at Imperial Peking.... And now we're so fuckin full!!! We've been eating all day, huh!!! Had stiff lasagne for lunch doh (go my cooking skills)...Too bad we can't go out tonite coz of this shitty weather... So just decided wer stayin home tonite!!!!

Thanks Rochelle! =]

Yes, happy birfday to me!? Anyways, spent a quiet 21st at home with Rochelle (a big thanks to Rochelle for surprising me at 12:01AM with a cake and gift which I am now wearing =] - gift, not the cake) just lazing around, and being spammed in ICQ (hee). More posted later I guess, now the acid test - Rochelle's goin' to church and dinner with my family. I only wish my sister was here as well, but she's in New York at the moment, so I'll see her when she comes back. But was a great day with Rochelle, so I'm happy =]

HI its Rochelle and u'll find me posting here occasionally, not because im such a lazy bitch but because i've got work and i don't have enough time? (yeah i know what ur thinking, lame excuse, but it works sometimes?!) Today is my b@ybee's 21st birhtday!!! We just had a quiet celebration (yeah just the two of us!sweet? i know!!??hehe joke)....We ended up drinking after I gave him my surprise at 12 am.... well again b@ybee HAPPPYYY 21st BIRTHHDAYYYY!!!!

Contractor such as myself earns base +20% - BONUS!

hahaaa! the things jonny will do to get out of (not feel guilty about) studying! He'll even go in to work for allEVIIIIL CASHCARD!!! If you have ever spoken to jonny about cashcard you would know the love he feels for that place. Yet when it comes to exam time, off he heads, hi ho hi ho, off to cashcard he goes! teehee, very amusing! :P

Hi all, I'm about to head off for a day of temping at my old work, CashCard. Should be entertaining =] Catcha this afternoon!

Picked up this belated Halloween joke from Wendy: Belated Happy Halloween

Was bludging around ICQ in a vain attempt to not study, and I bumbled into Komala (was actually looking for Gundam Wing Operation 2 DVD, but Kom's the most knowledgable Anime type person I know so yeah =P). ANYway, I ended up checking out her site, and it's VK (VK= very king). Check it out, 'specially if you're an anime/manga freak - Chiaroscuro.

NBCi's gone down, and with it all the stuff I had stored on it. I'm hosting temporarily on Tripod, so if stuff comes up broken or 404'ed, it's 'cos I haven't had a chance to place it on Tripod yet. Damn NBCi =[

ALL YUOR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.

An entertaining site for those drunk bastards among you: Happy Drunk - A Boozehound's Paradise!

I'm warning you now: Don't click here.

Just a quick plug of a friend's blogger, Ederman's Realm. It's Ed's blogger, just go give it a quick visit. Unfortuneately he doesn't have a guestbook yet, but all in good time =]

Sorry I haven't posted much today, so to make up for it I'll post this article I picked up in my inbox. 13 things you should know about E-mail. Everyone knows that E-mail forwarding is evil, so the number 13 suits it just fine.

Happy 10 months, b@ybee!!! I actually took some time off from work today because John wouldn't be here next month for our 11 months (he'll be off to Phils. to attend his cousins wedding). =[

Wow, 10 months with Rochelle as of today. WTF, this is a long time for me, like twice anything I've been able to keep together in the past. Go me, woo hoo!

Was just browsing through Player vs Player, an E-comic I like reading, when I found a comic which depicts what often happens to me. Check it out.

To be consistent with the theme of Procrastination, I had to accept the invite in a procrastinated way. Anyway, Netscape 6 is out! Download here!! It works with this site, but doesn't work very well with sites which have king rollovers like mine, hee. Apparently it's a mozilla/gecko bug. NFI.

Oh yah, VK finally accepts the invite to blog on Procrastination, about time u lazy bastard (hee). VK is a law person from UNSW, met him way back in the days of wchat (Westwood chat!) back in...erm...1997? NFI, a long time ago. Anyway, this should help increase the bastardry factor (and hence entertainment factor) of Procrastination. Hopefully he'll post more than the other two bums too.

Hi everyone. This is the most content based web site project I've ever participated in. Hooray. Now I get to be a dick on someone else's site without employers accidentally finding my site by deleting the subdirectory in the URL and realising that I'm a juvenile bastard. Btw, this is just a lame test post. Click here to get suckered into my advert for Y Clan Crap. Forgot to update my profile.

Joined a shit-load of webrings (go go link-whore gooo!). Also, NBCi is being an asshole. I can't use my own webspage to publish my blog (because BigPond needs a BigPond connection to publish the pages) so I'm stuck with the freebies. Oh well, at least it's better than Geoshitties...

Visit this dizzy thing from dot cult dot com. Ooooh.....

Was having a bit of a chat with my boylog neighbour Keith (nice fella, visit his site here) and he pointed out a funny site - a 'what they say and what they mean' for gay men, and other miscelleneous relationship items. Check it out here.

Quote of the day: 'your blog is a disease' - Colin Why thank you! Hee hee...

Jonaline forwards me another classic: Relationships with different types of Asian girls.

Splash the bastard won a Playstation 2!!! LET'S ROLL SPLASH!!!! Oh yeah, and in other similar breaking news, Donna has made the state final 20 for the new Popstars. You go girl!

Talking to some friends on ICQ has brought up an interesting point. My parents are Filipino (despite the way I look and my all-American last name, I am of Filipino descent), and yet I've lived here all of my life (that is if you don't include those first 10 months). Am I then Australian, Filipino, or Australian-Filipino? As far as I can tell, when I go to the Philippines I'm Australian, but when I'm back in Australia, I'm Filipino, unless I'm around fresh Filipinos, in which case I'm 'Aussie', and to be referred to as 'mate' (Tagalog for Aussie I guess). It's all very confusing, an identity crisis of sorts, but I think Anne-Marie has summed it up best - who I am is a result of my upbringing here in Australia, and (I add) the environment in which I grew up - an Australian one. That makes me an Australian, yes?

I have just completed the 'Geek Quiz', and apparently my Geek Quotient is 120. This means: "120 (this puts you in the 88.85 percentile.) Your GQ is about average - your coolness offsets your geekiness." I don't get it. Go take the test now.

When I was a kid, the coolest movie I saw was the Star Wars trilogy. I also played with lego. Man, if I'd seen this site back in the day, I woulda creamed myself! Check it out, the complete Star Wars trilogy REPRODUCED IN LEGO!!! Some guy sat down for 150 weeks on and off to bring us this production. Entertainment at it's finest!

Damn, you gotta see this. I mean I know he was a bastard to cheat on his girlfriend, but what she did is a bit over the top. Check it out at CrazyBitch.com.

FuckU-FuckMe. Changing the feel of communication. It's also tested OK for Y2K!

hello all, this is Jonnys failing engineer buddy Amit. Boys, dont get too excited lookin at me, I'm the sexy vixen on the right. Well seeing that I love N'sync so much and have a fetish for asians, I thought I'd post a link to one of my favourite webpages. Enjoy 'NChink

Nutscrape/Netscape sucks arse. Hi Amit you Nutscraping mofo!

I plug this site I wandered by: Sway. Another good read, tho I think the chicks will dig it more than the guys. The ex section is ex-cellent.

Chhay the poor git has to have her wisdom teeth taken out - 3 in one go. What's even worse is that the bastard of a dentist goes 'well before we have it done, let me tell you about all the bad things that MIGHT happen' - bear in mind that this is goin to happen in 3 months. Way to go anticipation factor, this one I'd say the wait is a lot fuxing worse than the actual removal (and that's saying something). I remember when I had mine out, dentist guy whips out a few big huge needles (ick). A lot of drool and dead jaw later and out come the pliers. It's weird have these pliers going for gold in your mouth, and hearing this awful 'CRACK' noise goin on in there and not being able to feel anything. Until later that is... Ugh. Good luck to ya Chhay.

It's 4AM and I'm hungry. I think it's because I've been awake for a long time, and it's been 8 hours since my last meal, and my body has just realised 'WTF, I haven't eaten in 8 hours, John go get some food you lazy bastard'. Of course being the lazy bastard I am (my stomach knows me so well) I didn't want to cook so I've ended up with some junk food (I'm at my parent's house, and they always have lots of cool junk food here for Steph). Plus eating food like this just before you sleep supposedly leads to odd dreams, so I'll most probably have an odd dream shortly - yay! Of course as far as I can remember most of my dreams are odd - sort of like reality but with one or two things different, and those one or two things snowball to change a lot of things (thus making the dream odd) but not letting me remember the details when I wake up. I dunno. Did I mention it's 4 AM? =P

In case you haven't been to this site before, I'll give it a plug. Chicks Suck is a site run by an anonymous guy detailing his experiences in trying to find a girlfriend. The guy is brutally honest, and it makes for a good read. Don't be fooled by the site name, it makes interesting reading for guys and gals.

Microsoft just officially released DirectX 8.0. If you play any sort of game at all (that includes the Sims - Benny, I'm talking to you) download this, it should improve performance a bit. Download it here for Windows ME/98/95, or here for Windows 2000. Does not cure red eyes.

Rochelle and I went out to see Snatch today, a film by the guy that made 'Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels' and is currently banging Madonna, (at least he has good taste in movie making) Guy Ritchie. An excelent movie, Brad Pitt makes quite a good Gypsie bare-fisted fighter, and the plot, although twisted and woven, is rewarding for those who pay attention. The goold ol' English humour is fuxing funny, as is the excess violence (open up the dog!). I give it 9 greasy fingers, sure beats Hungry Jacks. Rochelle liked it too (despite a somewhat confusing start), however I'd say she ranks Hungrys as better than Snatch. Each to their own =P

Hi

'Battle Report' is up for drinking night last night. Go read, has pictures. Hee.

Hey hey I have Procrastinations.'s first pr0n file!!! Check it out... ROY PR0N!!!! (Beware, the file is 7.5 megs, and takes place where I live, but I have nothing to do with it!). Check out the pr0n here. RIGHT NOW. GO ROY PR0N! (BTW the filename is 'video 9.zip')

Hi everyone!!! Im Rochelle, John's girlfriend.... and at the moment wer having " d DRINKING night" GO ALOCO's hee but im plannin to get sober all nite, (as fuckin if??) coz i wanna capture every moments (usin d web cam) from this soon to be drunk people =] (hope it works that way 'coz im d only chick around) sooo stand by for d soon to be released photos from d ALCO's hehe and hopefully i wouldn't be there....

Okay, Rochelle is happy with a photo. Take a look at it here.

Y having a drinking night here at 10:00PM. Watch that web cam for entertainment. Hee hee.

Iffy offers this one up: Yoda + Dope?

Jonaline just sent me this .wav file. It reminds me a lot of my days at the Cashcard helpdesk, listen to it to see what I went through (mind though that the file is about 450k).

Found the following at BBSpot: A good match for the penis mouse I'd say.

Seems microsoft has made a new aquisiton - Evil.

I took another personality test, and apparently I'm an Observer. Fairly accurate I guess, but if I put this together with my other personality test it means that I'm supposed to help lost children on the internet by observing them? I dunno about you, but it sounds a bit odd to me... I might have to take these two results mutually exclusivey. So I'll either be helping lost children, OR watching. Yeah, I like that one better. Anyway, go take the test.

Help Kevin live FOREVER! Yes, using AlexChiu's mystical ring thingies. Apparently if he puts the rings on backwards he'll get violently ill. Good luck to him.

Thanks to Vikram for this one: This is a brick layers accident report, which was printed in the newsletter of the British equivalent of the Workers’ Compensation Board. This is a true story.

I've changed the name of the blog to 'Procrastination.' for 2 reasons: 1. It's not just me anymore, hence using 'Krinos.' would be a bit vain and stupid. 2. It describes perfectly how the site got off the ground - whilst i was meant to be studying. What d'ya all think?

Mobile hands-free kits for sale - $4.99 each. I have managed to get my hands on a batch of mobile phone hands free kits. They are light weight and suit ALL mobiles on the market today. Details are available via the link above.

Linked Slappy's site on, cyberknife to the right. Quake gaming goodness. BTW good morning.

Annual Meeting of Women Drivers. Thx to Amit for this one.

Looks like Estrada is finally going to get what's been coming to him. But seriously, why on Earth did the Philippines elect this fool to presidency? I guess it's because the people, as a mob, are stupid. They made an uninformed decision, voting an actor into presidency, who then proceeded to get his mates into the cabinet to join in on the party. Oh well, here's to the Estrada impeachment. Estrada crisis badly written movie, film folks say.

Inspectar Urine returns to guest star in the Adventures of OIL MAN!

Lowtax is giving away a 31Gig IBM Deskstar Hard Drive on Something Awful in a somewhat entertaining competition. Go try it! If you manage to get the answer, e-mail me it too, because I'm going myopic trying to get it myself!

A big fat HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY goes out to Kaffleen . Spam her ICQ with your well-wishes!

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WTF, two in one day! Ever since I posted that 'where the hell do I find lost children' post, I've been suckering ppl to join my 'team'. Second sucker is Rochelle, my lovely girlfriend, posting under "ChiLL". Yay! Unlike me however, she is not perpetually attached to the internet, so er posts will be fewer (lots fewer) than mine. Hihi!

3M Penis Mouse HAHA, check this out, a penis shaped mouse! To click u just depress the head-er I mean top mouse button. Perfect for gaming wankers, guaranteed to increase skill 100% due to natural wanking ergonomics.

Laptop for sale. Only $750.00. Pentium III/700, 128Mb RAM, 15" screen, 18Gb SCSI Hard Disk, 6x DVD, 32 Mb Video Card, 3D sound with quality speakers. Click on the link above for further details if you're interested, I'm selling on behalf of a friend (thx Jonaline).

I've added Amit to the team for Blogging this page. Amit's a good mate of mine from uni, we both fail Computer Engineering hardcore at UTS. NFI what he'll put on it, but should be entertaining, he always sends me funny shit in ICQ. Hi Amit!

Worried about your significant other cheating on you? Here's the solution. Thanks to Amit for that one. Hee, watch out Sheral.

Go take the Spark Personality Test. It says I'm a Submissive Introverted Concrete Feeler, or a'Helper Who Finds Missing Children Over The Internet'. wtf, I don't see no missing children. You'd think that at some time over the past four or five years I would have found at least on missing child. I think my missing child finding skills are sadly lacking. Hey, if you're a missing kid and you're reading this, well contact me, and I'll...um...find you or something. Yeah. P.S. According to the Spark Bastard Test I am only 37% bastard. How's that!

Rochelle and I ate at Hungry Jacks last night (Rochelle really likes Hungry Jacks). Not a bad fast food joint, their burgers kick arse on Maccas (I'd give them 7 greasy fingers, maybe 7 and a half). HJ/BK burgers have less of a 'processed shit' feeling than Maccas, and when they say their meat has been flame grilled, it's actually been flame grilled (unlike maccas, and their 'flame grilled' chicken burger which was actually not so much flame grilled as painted with stripes to look like it had been). Now what I want to know is just what the difference is between Hungry Jacks and Burger King. I don't know if they have Hungry Jacks in America (I know they have Burger Kings there) but basically the deal is both chains sell Whoppers, and all that sorta shit (Onion Rings, flame grilled burgers etc. etc.), both chains have the crappy 70s styling in their restaurants (no offence to you if you like it, I just don't really), but one's called Hungry Jacks, and one's called Burger King. I mean having different names on by wrapping and bags, I don't mind that. But Burger King has more burgers than Hungry Jacks. I dunno if it's just Hungry Jacks being lazy mofos, or them not wanting to change the 'BK' in 'BK Southern Style' to 'HJ' (that does sound dicky). The BK Southern Style just happens to be my burger of choice from this place, so yeah, it's kinda sad they don't have it at Hungry Jacks. Anyway, here's a somewhat related photo:

Males and relationships, the Y Clan way.

Who wants to snort some Charlie? That's some hairy gear man...

I added a shitty webcam thing on the left so you can see my ugly mug at varying intervals. To reload the picture, reload the page. I'm actually using my webcam, like, wow.

Darwin Awards: Stupid Human Tricks.

OMFG, Crispy has a blogger! EYE LEENK! (See right). Also, joined some dodgey web rings. Yay. Other than that, fuck I'm such a procrastinator. I started studying, then fucked off for an hour to make this stupid web site. I think my body is rejecting studying. If I try to styudy for a long period of time, it involuntarily switches on the computer, or goes to the fridge (which is like very fuxing empty, especially since my sister is off in New York for a month), or just falls asleep. Can I get like some pills to fix this or something? Oh wait, I've got some ol' NoDoz handy, maybe these will help...

My guestbook is gone. 3 years of idiots leaving stupid messages on my various crappy homepages, all flushed down the loo because of Lycos aquiring Guestworld, and then fuxing up some of the transitions. Oh they sent an e-mail and all telling me to upgrade to Lycos, which I tried to do a few times, but it never worked for some stupid reason. But the guestbook worked, so I didn't really care, the style might have been old and crappy but it didn't really bother me because it had marks from people I haven't talked to in ages. And now it's stuffed. Bastard. 'this URL is incorrect'. IT'S NOT. It WAS happily working for 3 years. Anyway, I guess I'd best start a new one (sux!) so feel free to mark that one instead. The link should be along the left there somewhere. so long, old guest book, and thanks for all the guests...

Inspectar Urine!!!1.

HelloKitty meets Warhammer 40,000.

Just saw What Lies Beneath. Pretty Ok, Rochelle wanted to watch it more than me, but I ended up liking the movie. Good thriller/scare type of thing, take the gf to see it. Michelle Pfeifer's a babe. So's Harrison Ford. Speaking of which, flicked to the last bit of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade on Saturday night. Classic movie.

Hey, just foolin' around with blogger. Lazy mofo's web update method.