Pizza Apple Pie?

What's in the box, in the box? What's in the box today?

Blimey, it sure isn't a pizza. The writing on the box lied! That's an apple pullapart! It looks like something that our girl scout baker would be more familiar with than the usual greasy commercialised Italian fare that comes in these sorts of boxes.

Well it looked nice enough - unfortunately beauty here was only skin deep. From the taste of it, it seemed that after baking a few pizzas they just plonked the apple pullapart in that very same pizza oven. It had that distinctive inside of the pizza oven taste, or maybe the greasy flavour had immigrated into my mouth from the pizza and just refused to leave. Either way it was pretty nasty, I guess apples and pizzas just don't mix. Or do they? I'm not really game to try, could be interesting I guess but I so love causing animal deaths at some point in time during the preparation of my food.