One day the US army, FBI and NYPD all go out on exercises together. One exercise is to go out and hunt down a rabbit. So first up its the FBI, they go off and two hours later they hear a single shot. Ten minutes later the snipers return with a dead rabbit shot neatly between the eyes and pass the exercise. Then off go the Army, who opt for the blitzkrieg method of chopping, burning and shooting everything in sight. A day later they return with, albeit slightly charred, one dead rabbit and pass the exercise. Finally off go the men of NYPD several hours pass no shots or nothing are heard, then the sergeant in charge returns holding a squirrel! The instructor says "What the hell are you playing at man, that's a squirrel not a rabbit. You're supposed to shoot a rabbit!" to which the sergeant calmly replies "Just listen to the squirrel". So the instructor bends down close to the squirrel and to his surprise he hears it sobbing "I'm a rabbit... for the love of god I'm a rabbit... you gotta believe me im a rabbit..."